So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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