isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
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