I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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