In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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