i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
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right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
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k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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