Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
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I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
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She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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