do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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