If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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