just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
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i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
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There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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