I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
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Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
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So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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