My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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