dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
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lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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