like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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