hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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