We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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