do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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