in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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