thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
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I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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