Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
