I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
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we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
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He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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