your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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