never play flip cup with pint glasses
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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