youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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