Quick, to the slutcave!
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
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and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
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If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize