Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
vagina is talking i cant
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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