So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
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drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
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yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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