Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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