I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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