The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I wish I could punch you in the face.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
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