that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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