If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
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We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
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this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
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