oh fat girl friday strikes again...
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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