I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
We talked him into tasing himself.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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