After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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