he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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