ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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