it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
