....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I need a hoe opinion
go on
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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