My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
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I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
