There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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