David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
