whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
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come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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