Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
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