with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
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I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
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I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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