Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I supernannyed him into submission
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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