Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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