why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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