I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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