I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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