I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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