i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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