I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
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she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
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Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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